John Hammer's BigMouthRacing.com

It's all about integration!

2006-12-25T11:35:00.000-05:00

I've been blogging on a couple of sites lately & wanted to consolidate things to one central place, so I've added this new page which will offer you one-click access to my stuff. The archive will stay here at BigMouthRacing and I may add photos & such here, too...but this way I only have to write one time and everyone can see what's been on my mind!

Happy New Year...Julie & I will have a LOT to write about!

Rosita and Pedro

2006-12-25T11:14:00.000-05:00

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

My 21st!

2006-12-03T17:49:00.000-05:00

This weekend I sold my '94 Mazda Miata with a custom turbo on it...big horsepower & the attitude to go with it. However, with a little guy on the way, I needed a sports car I could take him for a ride in. Enter, my 21st car since I turned 16: a 2001 Mazda Miata LS. Officially sprayed in Sunlight Silver, I bought it from it's original owner who delivered it to my door with only 4,300 miles on it. That's not a misprint, it's 5 years old with 4,300 miles on it. He hadn't even changed the oil in it.

I've already added a performance intake & exhaust kit, plus some sharp chrome vent rings inside for a bit of bling. I changed the oil & I'm exited to get her on the road & really make her mine. For more photos, just click the title above for my slideshow!

Everyone is asking; it stickered at over $24k...I paid half that. For what is essentially, a 5 year old new car.

Wanna go for a ride?!

NASCAR History Tour

2006-11-12T09:51:00.000-05:00

Saturday was stunning here in North Carolina. Sunny & 75. A warm breeze calling us to the open road.

Jules & I dropped the top on the Miata and headed from the Piedmont (the "flat" area of the state where we live; the Charlotte area) and went up through the Foothills (rolling hills) to the Mountains (if you need an explanation of that...). In about an hour, we were joining up with the Blue Ridge Parkway and got some great seat time in. Check out these pics...

On our way home, we drove through Wilkesboro, NC, home of the legendary North Wilkesboro Speedway, scene of countless NASCAR duels dating back to 1947. The final NASCAR race was held there in September of 1996.

The track has fallen into a sad state of dis-repair. Paint is peeling. The grounds are littered with un-raked leaves (it's Fall now). It simply feels old and abandoned. I got to drive up to the edge of the track and snap a few photos through the fence. In fact, that's what is blocking a portion of the one shot as I tried to put the camera through the chain links.

There is now a group of fans who are trying their best to save the old girl. You can see their work at SaveTheSpeedway.net. Despite the shape of the track, it was pretty neat to see her and to drive along "Speedway Road" thinking how many times Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt & others drove that same winding path to this legendary track.

I LOVE Charlotte...here's why...

2006-11-05T10:41:00.000-05:00

...I was out on business last week and flew back into Charlotte/Douglas Airport on Saturday morning. I was in Texas as an instructor for the Richard Petty Driving Experience; we're pretty high profile when we show up somewhere...until we get back home.

I was waiting at the baggage claim, a dozen of us there in our Petty shirts & jackets. I'm on the phone with the Mrs, when I look to my right and saw a man there sitting down... I recognized him, but didn't think much since I was on the phone. I looked back later & it hit me; it's Jack Sprague, the NASCAR truck series racer from Grand Haven, MI (where I used to live).

Ha, how cool is this city?!

Ultrasound pics. Yep, that's his penis!

2006-08-20T10:34:00.000-04:00

Check it out: we've got pics. And, he's got a penis. And he likes to show it.

I made this slideshow @ MyFlashFetish.com.
Check out this MySpace Slideshow!

Her pants were hermetically sealed to her ass!

2006-08-15T14:47:00.000-04:00

So, I'm having dinner at Applebees last night. Burger, beer, nothing fancy (as if there's an expectation of "fancy" at Applebees!). Turns out the waiter is also originally from Michigan so we swap a few laughs back & forth.

Then she appears.

This waitress is tall, damn close to 6 feet, I'd bet. Freakishly thin arms. A waist to make Mary-Kate Olsen jealous. Dye-job blonde hair, short. Far too tan.

And the pants.

I didn't even notice them the first few times she walked past. It wasn't until she took the drink order from the 2 girls at the table next to us when she stopped there & had her hind-end at table height from us. That's when I saw it: the pants went squarely UP her ass-crack. Painted on. Hermetically sealed against her anus.

For the rest of dinner, all we could do was stare at her each time she walked past: ass snugly encased in black pants so tight that there MUST have been Camel Toe from the front. Really, that's what we got from our angle: a Reverse Camel Toe.

As we were cashing out our check with the waiter from Michigan, I made a comment to him about her. "I know you've looked...we did too...those PANTS of hers!" He paused, smirked, looked around to check if he was safe then said...

"She's a stripper."

We cracked up rolling over on each other it was so funny! Of COURSE she's a stripper. And apparently, judging by the fact that she's working at Applebees on a Wednesday evening, not a particularly GOOD stripper at that.

But those pants. Damn!

Proof we're makin' a baby!

2006-07-31T21:17:00.000-04:00

Julie & I went to the OB for another checkup today...we're just past 15 weeks and so far so good. Being the dweebie audio guy I am, I brought my digital recorder & grabbed this sound of the little guy's heartbeat.

Like every good Moby tune, 149 beats per minute sound pretty good here.

Simply click the link to listen or right click & you can save this very short .mp3 file!

Our Kid's Hearbeat!

Behold, the GarageMahal!

2006-07-25T21:55:00.000-04:00

We're headed to Deals Gap for a Miata Club weekend, but first, our friends Sandy & Jerry Bacon stopped over from Michigan for a visit. After all the stories of the GarageMahal, they got to see it first hand tonight.

We've always said it was a 6 Miata garage, and since we had several here, we figured we'd see what we could actually fit in.

How about FOUR Miatas, a PT Cruiser AND a Personal Watercraft! It's true, we CAN fit SIX Miatas in our garage if they were here.

Expanding The Pit Crew!

2006-07-18T09:14:00.000-04:00

Expanding the Pit Crew!

July 16, 2006
Mooresville, NC

As the BigMouthAudio.com racecar tears up the track, other action has BMA's Creative Director John Hammer expanding his "Pit Crew."

"Julie & I are proud to announce that we are expecting a son this coming January!" said an excited, but nervous, Hammer. "Did you know the "average" child wears over 9,000 diapers in his first 2&1/2 years! Uhhhh, I've never changed ONE!"

Modern ultrasound technology shows that Baby Hammer shares his father's penchant for performance driving as well:

You're welcome to send mass quantities of Pampers to Julie and bottles of Single Malt Scotch to the uptight father to be.

Maiden Voyage Success!

2006-06-24T18:11:00.000-04:00

You know me...I'm a total car guy. I've owned 20+ cars including a couple of racecars. Well, I just got a new-to-me Tigershark Montego personal watercraft.

Today was the maiden voyage.

Damn, what a hoot! If you ever get the chance to ride a Jetski/Waverunner/Personal Watercraft, I highly recommend it. It is so choice.

On the water, 40mph feels like you're doing 80. Hit some waves just the right way and off you go into the air, bow first.

I'm so stoked right now...

Wanna go for a ride with me?

Dang, I'm soooo sloooowwww

2006-05-30T12:17:00.000-04:00

I know it's been soooo long since I posted! Here's a great idea: keep an eye on my business site: I've been really good at keeping that updated: www.BigMouthAudio.com.

As for the racing (that's what we're supposed to talk about over here, right?!) I'm hoping to run at Lowes Motor Speedway next month. I've got to hustle, but I think I can get the car ready.

Details soon.

Honest!

Shaken...not stirred!

2006-04-26T10:51:00.000-04:00

Mazda Miata...NOT a wimp car!

2006-04-25T12:41:00.000-04:00

There are 2 new TV commercials for Mazda's completly redesigned MX-5 Miata roadster. At this time, they're not released for the USA, but thanks to the internet, you can watch them here! Just click the headline link & enjoy the show.

BTW, the BigMouthAudio.com SpecMiata is anxiously awaiting it's debut on Southern soil...stay tuned for details there!

Long time, no see!

2006-04-24T07:12:00.000-04:00

I know, I know, I know...it's been too long since I updated here. Please, a thousand pardons, oh wise one!

So what's been up? Well, I'm getting settled in North Carolina now. I've learned that while Grits is served with nearly every meal as a plebian side dish, Shrimp And Grits is a VERY classy meal served in the nicest restaurants. Hmmmph.

My company, BigMouthAudio.com has a brand new website. Go to www.BigMouthAudio.com and you'll see what I've been up to there. To be honest, I've been posting blogs there lately since I'm trying to LOOK like a real business (I am, silly!).

What about the racecar? Well, it's here with me in the shop and I do plan on getting out and running a couple of events this year. The racing budget is getting eaten up quickly since we've not yet sold the house in Michigan. Hell, my entire season's budget is just 2 months' payments on that albatross so you can see how I'm limited. I'll keep you posted though.

Speaking of Michigan...I'm heading back up there in a couple of weeks. Looks like May 10th now, but that could change again, too. I still have to get my Miata out of storage & bring it down here so I'll fly in, hang for a couple of days and then drive it home to NC.

If you're still reading this: know that I'm keeping my Michigan phone number for the time being so you can call me anytime.

You're certainly missed, but when you come visit, you'll see why Charlotte is THE place to be!

That was a Big Ass Drive!

2006-03-17T06:11:00.000-05:00

Just a quick note this morning: we're in Charlotte, NC...and it's beautiful! Now, if my stuff would just get here so I can have clean underpants to wear :)

And for all the guys: yes, the racecar, on the trailer, hitched to the truck, all fits perfectly inside the garage with space for 3 more Miatas next to it all. Whoo hooooo!

I'll have more soon and remember my new email: John@BigMouthRacing.com

Love you all!

Final note before it all goes down!

2006-03-14T07:49:00.000-05:00

This is it...just before 8am on Tuesday, move day! The guys will be here to load in about an hour & I've still got to tear my home studio down. No problem...right?! We'll see how it goes!

One more update from today...

2006-03-13T18:38:00.000-05:00

Have I mentioned how much I hate plumbing?! Grrrrrrr.... Well, whether we're ready or not, the movers are here at the house at 9am Tuesday. Wanna come watch it go down? Stop on by...I'd offer up some coffee...but my coffee maker is packed away! LOL

Moving Update...

2006-03-13T07:18:00.000-05:00

Well, so far so good. We're getting closer. Thanks to Larry & Mike, I've channeled my inner Bob Vila and the new stair railings will be installed later today. I've got a LOT of crap to still box up, but we're getting there. The master bath has been updated with new flooring, new paint and the toilet is in, we'll wrap up the vanity/sink in just a bit. Overall, it's coming together.

The moving truck comes Tuesday to pack our stuff & if you're in the neighborhood anytime between now & then, you're welcome to come visit & lend a hand, we sure could use it!

Thanks!

Hey...NEW Email Address!!!

2006-03-08T13:41:00.000-05:00

With the move to North Carolina, I need you to update your address books for me. Eventually, I'll change my cell number although I'll keep the MI number for a short time. I also need you to update your email address now: John@BigMouthRacing.com is the one that matters!

Just a few weeks...

2006-03-01T20:49:00.000-05:00

...until I'm in my new home in Mooresville, NC. This is big. The biggest adventure ever. I'm terrified, I'm thrilled. I can't wait!

2006-02-17T14:26:00.000-05:00

I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy

For Sale: One SCHWEET house!

2006-02-14T19:42:00.000-05:00

Our home is for sale as we continue our move to North Carolina. For details on the house, just click the headline. If you help me sell the house, you can bet I'll buy the steaks & drinks!

Yes, he's a DumbAss...

2006-02-11T17:12:00.000-05:00

No, it's not me. Hell, it's not even SMART...but, it's kinda fun to watch if nothing else!

18,000 RPM & Lord knows how many dB!

2006-02-09T09:40:00.000-05:00

You've got to see this video. It's the Arrows Formula 1 team putting their engine through it's "warm up" procedure. If you've got good speakers, I suggest turning them up. I scared folks in my office when I fired this puppy up!