Sunday, August 28, 2005
We're going RACING THIS WEEKEND!
The end of Summer brings one last opportunity to race...and what a race it'll be! This Saturday, join the BigMouthRacing team as they take on the challenging Gingerman Raceway in South Haven, MI. "It's part of the Midwestern Council's big endurance race weekend" says team driver John Hammer. "The Hodgson Heating & Cooling Miata is ready too...in testing last week, I turned my personal best laps ever there!" The team invites you to be part of the weekend as well: we'd love to have you at the track Saturday to watch some great racing. Hammer adds: "Yeah, and if you're really lucky...I'll let you torque my nuts!" The weather forecast is low 80's & sunshine. For details of the weekend, check out: www.GingermanEnduro.com **BigMouthRacing competes a Spec Miata racecar and thanks sponsors Hodgson Heating & Cooling of Battle Creek, AutoRacing1.com and BigMouthAudio. Follow the team at BigMouthRacing.com.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Frank Sinatra sings again...for the next milennium! Just click the title above.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
So this guy's at work...
This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing himthat his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room wherehe's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor,with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, theguy interrupts.Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, Ican't take it. I love her."Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news."Again the guy interrupts.Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?"Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in avegatative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of herlife. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take herhome because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."The guy slumps, just crushed.Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five timesa day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'lllikely live for at least another 30 years."The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, soyou'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipmentyou'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the markettoday and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonnaneed the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wifeneeds and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, youshould be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federalaid."By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, lookat me." The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just fuckingwith you, she's dead."
Friday, August 19, 2005
A cat in Nevada is recovering from a foray atop a power pole that left it jolted, frizzled and dazed -- and with a little less fur. Firefighters believe the cat touched a relay switch on the 25-thousand-volt line while checking out a bird's next. It fell from the 40-foot pole and sparked a fire outside a firehouse. Firefighters found the singed cat near the base of the pole. They assumed it was dead, until they noticed it was breathing. They put it on a blanket and gave it oxygen. It turns out the burns weren't as serious as they looked. One of the firefighters says ``the fire just burned all his hair off.'' The cat's expected to make a full recovery, and will be put up for adoption if no one claims it.
Monday, August 15, 2005
This past Friday, the Grand Am series raced in support of the NASCAR weekend. This was one of the craziest crashes I've ever seen. Apparently, there was an incident just prior to this that oiled the track down...add in the pouring rain & it was all over! Click the title to watch the video!
Saturday, August 06, 2005
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Hammer's Vacation Pictures!
Vacation was at Deals Gap at the border of Tennessee and North Carolina. It's an 11 mile run of US129 with 318 turns! "Killboy" is a guy who photographs folks going through the Gap & he got me a few times.
Check out a few here:http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventOrder?photo=04RK00530A2292&start=0&album=0
Then there's these...http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?EventOrder?ts=1123086655000
And if you're really bored...just go to www.killboy.com
and nose around for a while.
Well, you've heard the stories on the news about the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and the hidden sex scenes in it.
CAUTION: Adult Content!
Click the title of this post for a direct link to an actual screen recording of the scene in the game.
Man, I'll never look at Pac Man the same way again.