John Hammer's BigMouthRacing.com

It's the hottest game on the Internet...click the title and play today. However, choose a better beer!

So I've got to hit you with the Mad Gobbling Props!

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

What a great evening! Marc Miller drives the #8 Carhartt Racing Dodge Intrepid in the CASCAR series (think Stock Car racing in Canada...eh?!). We met at the SCCA Runoffs a couple weeks ago at Mid Ohio Sports Car Course...long story short, Marc is from my side of the state & we hooked up tonight to give him some seat time in my Spec Miata. By the end of the night, he had cranked out a 1:41.4xx lap...beating my personal best by 1.2 seconds! What does that mean? Well, he IS a professional driver, so I expected him to do well in the car...at the same time, he's shown me that I've still got plenty to learn in the car...and I want to get back out there & find that speed!

For info on Marc & his racing program, click TheMarcMillerShow.com.

It is the dumbest thing in motorsports since lawnmower racing and this video proves that Drifting is thinning the herd one idiot at a time. Click the title & watch the video. What a tool.