Friday, January 28, 2005
How wild is this? Click the title to download an .mp3 of our unborn baby's heartbeat! What? Yes...I'm an audio dweeb, I took a digital recorder into the doctor's office. So what?! I've got a copy of my kid's heartbeat & you don't! Na na na na naaaa! ;)
Sunday, January 23, 2005
So I've been hanging out in Madison, WI the last few days. We had a corporate Program Director seminar going on and the bosses wanted me to be part of it. It's really made me want to be back on the air. In fact, there's a chance I may do some on-air work again in the near future. I'll keep you posted on that!
In a related story...I have yet to try these "cheese curds" that folks talk about. I don't quite get it...sounds like something really gross...apparently it's skimmed off the top of the cooked cheese? Yuk!
Thursday, January 20, 2005
So you wanna be on TV huh?
In Jon Stewart's new book, he's got a formula to come up with your TV name. Have fun!
Anchorman (recommended formula: one syllable type of construction material + breed of horse)
- Brick Shetland
- Chip Clydesdale
- Stone Winchester
- Wood Lippizaner
Sportscaster/Weatherman (recommended formula: one syllable kitchen related verb + nonsensical multi syllable compound)
- Flip Greencat
- Dash Sledboat
- Slice Carhat
- Squirt Mudbottom
Women (recommended formula: regular first name with pretentious misspelling + alliterative surname that sounds like a first name)
- Daran Davids
- Mikhaela Michaels
- Larra Leslees
- Jennn Johnnnson
Click the link for our 100% unscientific, unrealistic and certainly unusual poll.
We did get a baby name book for Christmas...and would you believe that they really have "Espn" listed as a boy's name. WTF? If you name your kid Espn, you need to be shot. Not fatally, but in the pubis region...
Suddenly my fetishes don't seem so odd...
Pennsylvania's James Cassell literally had a mess on his hands. Cassell has pleaded guilty after he was caught by police, sitting in his car, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, unless you count the women's thong underwear he had on underneath, and with a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle. Also in the vehicle were pornographic magazines, sex toys, women's garter bands and leggings. While it should have gone without saying, Cassell admitted to having a problem pleasuring himself in public places.
WTF?! Call me crazy, but I like my sex the old fashioned way... you know: A guy, 2 girls and some porn on the hotel Spectravision! LOL
Saturday, January 15, 2005
How cold is it?
It's so cold that they cancelled our Snocross race this weekend. Now think about this for a moment: our racers have the warmest cold weather gear, their entire sport is based around being outside in the winter...and our folks have (smartly) decided that this is too cold even for us. Weekend hi's are expected to barely creep above Zero.
Instead, I'm going to hang out on my couch watching TV...perhaps with a nice hot cup of cocoa or some soup. If it's that chilly indoors...I'll turn up the thermostat. LOL
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Click the title above for some incredible before & after aerial photos of the Tsunami disaster. I bitch about living in Michigan...but at least we don't have this to deal with.
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Winter in Michigan SUCKS!
Today it was 52 degrees! By Thursday night the low is expected in the single digits.
Q: Why is there a rear window defroster on a Yugo?
A: To keep your hands warm while pushing it!
Thank you! I'll be here all week...try the veal, it's delicious! ;)
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Just click the headline for the details. Turns out I'm not a Horndog afterall...I'm a Healthcare Provider!
Somebody call Blue Cross/Blue Shield!
Monday, January 03, 2005
There are days when I wish I was still on the Radio!
So I get home tonight & Julie shows me her latest issue of a gossip mag (People? EW?) It's got a shot of Mary Kate Olson (fresh out of a Binge & Purge rehab) with a woman identified as her "Eating Coach." EATING COACH? DAMMMMMMM...and...this "coach" is....FAT! Holy shit! It's another opportunity for income...I'm not a Fatass...I'm an Eating Coach.
But wait...there's more...
In response to the Tsunami stories, NBC shows a story on Oregon's coast...one of the places in America that could be hit by one. They have an escape program with street signs and everything...there's even a public siren system...but because the neighbors feared panic from tourists with a "traditional" alarm...they used something different...it's a tweaked Cow Mooooo. HONEST! They played it on TV...and I'm in tears laughing so hard.